The Kingdom of Islamic Emirates of Saudi Arabia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Muhummad with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.044 billion Islamic Emirates of Saudi Arabians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islamic Emirates of Saudi Arabian economy, worth 153 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,661 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Emirates of Saudi Arabia's national animal is the LION, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Islamic Emirates of Saudi Arabia is ranked 260,407^th in the world and 22^nd in United Empire of Islam for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.